im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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