Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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