Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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