You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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is wine microwaveable?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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