You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
third nipple confirmed
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
