i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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