i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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