At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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