belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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