We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Of course I have a pirate flag
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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