my room smells like sperm. sweet.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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