R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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