Its about making memories worth repressing
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Randomize