I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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