I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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