Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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