so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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