Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
