come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just pee around me
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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