Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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