yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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