this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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