my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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