my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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