I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Randomize
