is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
