so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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