just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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