just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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