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I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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