good thing vaginas are great cup holders
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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