I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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