the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
