As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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