So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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