apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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