you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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