on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
The ass gains better be worth it
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