Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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