are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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