If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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