she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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