my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
so let's talk penis.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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