i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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