that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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