he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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