I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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