The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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