But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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