its not stalking. its research.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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