My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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