scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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