Pregnant stripper...not hot.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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