i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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