are you still at the devil's house?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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