my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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