so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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